[Urban legends + supernatural revival + acting inhuman + System + reborn + unhinged + timid protagonist beats the supernatural to a pulp!]
Zhang An was scared to death by the supernatural, then reborn before its arrival. Just as he thought he was about to endure another round of despair and terror, a System called Supernatural Fantasies appeared, and everything suddenly took a strange turn.
Cat-Faced Granny: I've thought it over a lot. We're the supernatural, but that guy might just be a dog.
Girl Who Sells Supernatural Creatures: That day, he crouched down next to me and asked if I had any special offers, like a “free shopping spree.” I thought he was joking, so I said yes. Who knew he'd snatch my little backpack and run off?
Driver of the Death Bus: Yeah, that's him! He got on without buying a ticket, then said something like, “Why would a robber buy a ticket?”
Slit-Mouthed Woman: Boohoo! I only asked if he thought I was pretty, and he punched me right away. Then he said something like, “Never underestimate the power of bonds!” Boohoo, my mouth was already sewn shut, and he even ripped out the stitches.
Who gets it, guys? After all these years as a supernatural being, I finally ran into a chuunibyou.
