I Have a System, but I'm a Madwoman!!!

[System] [Unhinged Fiction] [Going Crazy Anywhere, Anytime]

I was just a miserable wage slave,

when I woke up one day and discovered I had a System.

"What?! This time the mission is to beat up a scheming green tea bitch?"

"What?! I get 500,000 yuan if I pull it off!"

"What?! You want me to become a notorious celebrity and join a dating reality show?!"

"What?! I get a million yuan if I pull this off!"

"Could I be the chosen lucky one? This money was meant for me!"

If life has to throw a wall in my way, I hope it's made of renminbi!