The Cannon Fodder Family Heard My Thoughts and Sent the Plot Into Chaos

Su Qingqing was hit by a truck and transmigrated into a book, becoming a doomed loner who was strangled to death at birth. Every member of her family had a tragic fate, and her scumbag father even helped launch a rebellion, bringing about the execution of his entire household. “Mother! Your scumbag husband and younger sister have you wrapped around their fingers. After you watch your daughter get strangled to death, a cup of poison will take your life too!” “Big Brother! You’re so lovesick that the Regent’s daughter manipulates you. After your failed attempt to assassinate the Emperor, you’re torn apart by five horses!” “Second Sister! A scheming, penniless man tricks you out of your money and virtue, and you die in childbirth!” “Third Brother! You offend the Crown Prince and get framed into becoming a cripple. Then you’re sold to a brothel as a male courtesan, abused until you take your own life!” “Fourth Brother! You witness our scumbag father having an affair with his mistress, and they team up to throw you into a well and drown you!” Su Qingqing grumbled furiously to herself, only to discover that her whole family had gone on a rampage. Her mother became a first-rank noblewoman, her eldest brother the commander of the three armies, her second sister the Empress, and her third brother a celebrated poet. Even her mischievous fourth brother became the richest man in the capital. As for her, her whole family doted on her like she was the most precious thing in the world...