Li Lianhua, Come Brave the Apocalypse with Me

Hey! Is this 911? We want to file a group complaint! Roll the footage! Li Lianhua: “She summoned me that day and said we were bound to live and die together. Then the very next day, she was lying in a coffin...” Ghost Bride: “I was looking for a substitute in the river that day when she insisted on pulling me out. Then she said she’d introduce me to a new husband...” Ghost Butler: “I was helping my master prepare the ingredients that day when she grabbed my head and said she’d take me along to sing about slaves rising up and becoming masters. I said I didn’t need that. She said she wanted to help me whether I needed it or not.” Hou: “I told her my name was Hou, and she said I was good at howling and that the city was short a rooster to crow at dawn. She even said she’d take me dancing in the morning sun. Heavens above! Have you no humanity? I’m a zombie!” “Everyone, quiet! Li Lianhua, it’s time to come explore the post-apocalyptic world with me.” Li Lianhua: “Then let’s go.”