Stay Away! I Just Want to Be a Lazy Fish

[Transmigrate into a book, System, fictional setting, cultivation, a touch of ensemble cast, absurd comedy and going totally unhinged, romance, no logic]

[Unhinged, slacker fish x aloof senior brother]

In her previous life, Bai Qingxia dumped a whole cup of coffee on her heartless boss, giving him a limited-edition brown wig. On her way home, she was so elated that a luxury car hit her, and she transmigrated into an old-school romance novel as a beautiful, vicious fake heiress destined for a tragic end.

Bai Qingxia’s only plan was to slack off. If she could survive, great. If not, she’d just give Heaven the finger.

But how had her senior brother so perfectly become her type?

She’d planned to lie flat and enjoy the view. So can someone explain her ridiculously gifted cultivation physique? And this System that suddenly appeared? And all these devoted admirers following her around? And what about her identity?

Wasn’t she supposed to be a good-for-nothing cannon-fodder villainess?!

Bai Qingxia: I just want to be a lazy fish, aaahhh! (collapses helplessly)