[A Straightforward System + Two Heroines + Lighthearted + Numbers-Focused + No Showing Off]
After getting drunk, Feng Le went up to the rooftop and swore a vicious oath. Heaven promptly struck him dead on the spot.
When he woke up, he had arrived in a world of cultivation.
Flying on swords, living forever, surrounded by beautiful immortals: what a wonderful future!
No spiritual roots.
Pah!
But it was fine. He still had a System.
[Ding! Host detected. Intelligent Cultivation System starting up.]
[System functions: lifespan estimate, cultivation progress, combat rating, medical diagnosis, mood regulation, hostility detection, romantic relationships, immortal-realm encyclopedia...]
“Whoa, isn't this just a phone?” Feng Le was overjoyed.
The features seemed pretty basic, nowhere near as good as the Path of Cautious Immortality, more children, more blessings, or a tycoon boss System.
But at least it was real!
Yet as he checked each function, he discovered that the System was a real piece of work!
Lifespan estimate.
[Connection failed.]
[FBI, open up!]
[Line fault. Please repair as soon as possible...]
Cultivation progress.
[Line fault. Please repair as soon as possible...]
Medical diagnosis.
[Line fault. Please repair as soon as possible...]
At last, mood regulation worked once, but...
[Ding! Host's emotions are running high, reaching Level 3. Lifespan reduced by 9 days.]
[Helpful tip: Keep calm to live a long life.]
Feng Le: “...”
I'm tired. Just destroy the world already!
Whether it's the writing style, dialogue, plot, or system settings, it's obvious that I didn't follow trends, I wrote it myself. Full marks! ——From Feng's trumpet.
What a great novel, both reasonable and funny. I loved reading it so damn much!!
Come on, it doesn't matter if it's just for fun, but you wasted three golden chapters [awkward laughter]
Come on, come on, come on!