Lie Flat and Give Up! The Cross-Dressing Big Shot Becomes Everyone’s Favorite

Novel Synopsis: [Two male leads + both sexually inexperienced + absurd comedy + modern romance]

Jiang Yutang thinks he’ll be able to attend his scumbag father’s funeral when he returns home. He even specially downloads the song “Good Luck Is Here,” planning to dance at the funeral hall.

He never expects to learn, after returning, that his scumbag father tricked him into coming back. The Jiang family has schemed to make him fulfill a business marriage alliance with the Pei family.

Two years ago, when he was abroad, the Xiao family called off their engagement, turning him into a laughingstock in their social circle. His friends even joked that he could follow the “jilted fiancé makes a comeback” route.

Now this sudden marriage alliance has his younger cousin mocking him as a “spineless kept husband.”

Fine, a kept husband, huh?

Jiang Yutang gets an idea. So he can get dumped again, he quietly opens a male-oriented web novel called The Kept Husband’s Guide to Self-Cultivation.

From then on, the crooked smirk becomes his signature, annoyingly smug expression.

“Taking down the puny Xiao family would be as easy as snapping my fingers” becomes his potent taunt to his former fiancé.

Asking his “wife,” Pei Xi, for pocket money becomes his daily way of courting disaster at the Pei residence.

In a full set of women’s clothes, a pair of gold Chelsea boots, and a little girl’s voice, he becomes a sight that makes everyone around him break out in a cold sweat.

With an evil, charming smile, Jiang Yutang says, “Wifey, did I make you cringe?”

Pei Xi: “…” My silence is deafening.

In a word: It’s not that the jilted-fiancé comeback route isn’t an option; being a spineless kept husband is simply better value for money