No Superpowers? Then I'll Have to Rely on Technology!

In the year 7320 of the Blue Star Era, the last spark of Blue Star awakens on an unfamiliar planet…

Science and technology + comedy + almost invincible + power fantasy + smart side characters + no brainless decisions + no heroine + one man and one dog from the start

Need a nickname?… Then I'll go with Sangbiao! Sounds like a hulking, broad-backed tough guy with a face full of scars and itchy feet! Who dares mess with me?

My name is Li Wuwei, but everyone calls me Sangbiao. I woke up on an unfamiliar planet, and an empress insisted on fighting me. I went right in with a left front kick, then she fought dirty and slapped me eight hundred times. I wasn't satisfied, so she slapped me another eight hundred times. I decided to lie low for a while, then make a spectacular comeback. In the end, I came back in style and still got slapped eight hundred times. I give up.

As if!

How can a protagonist this useless make it in the male lead business? If the fantasy novel protagonist next door saw me, he'd think I was ready to die!

I'm Sangbiao. I've built a kingdom of science, and I'm short on funds. Time to start robbing people! Mages, line up on the left. Espers, line up on the right. Enhanced soldiers, carry the money for me! From now on, what I say goes! If the King of Hell shows up, he'll have to light my cigarette. If Jesus comes, he'll have to rub my shoulders. Even the Jade Emperor himself better clench his cheeks and let out his farts slowly!

What? Selling technology makes more money than robbery?

I invented technology for the damn purpose of robbing people! What respectable person builds weapons just to sell them?

I sell you a particle cannon, you pay me, and I point the particle cannon at your country. You'll still have to pay me! So why would I hand over the particle cannon to you?