What? I’ve been working for two and a half years, and now it’s finally my turn?
This miserable corporate drone job? Whoever wants it can have it.
I, Lu Chenguang, am about to take off. I’ll become a beam of light...
What? The power of the Primordial One? That’s incredible. I’ll be able to do whatever I want!
What? I have to follow the Traveler, explore the Abyss further, learn about Forbidden Knowledge, and solve Teyvat’s many problems?
Fine, fine... What a great deal: all work, no pay.
You’ve got to be kidding me. Now that I’m in Teyvat, shouldn’t I be the one calling the shots?