Mind Reading and Gossip: I Asked You to Catch the Traitor, So Why Are You Catching Ghosts?

[Everyone Can Read Minds + Gossip + Catching Ghosts + Being a Couch Potato]

After Li Kui awakened the memories of her past life, she was bound to a gossip System. It was bad enough that she was a powerful cultivator who had failed her tribulation and come to a small world to repair her soul. Now the gossip System dragged her into gossip every single day.

System: Your fiancé just finished rolling around in bed with a seductress, and now he wants to break off your engagement. What a scumbag.

Li Kui: Quick, use the rewind feature. I want to study human anatomy and acupoints. It’ll help with my coursework...

System: Host, because you watched something steamy, you triggered a hidden quest: rescue Li Youbing.

Li Kui: Are you sick? What kind of decent person would name their kid that? Someone calls out, “You’re sick,” and he answers, “You’re the sick one. Your whole family is sick.”

System: Host, doesn’t that name sound familiar? He’s your dad. In everyday speech, you call him “Dad”; in formal writing, you call him by his name.

President Chu: Li Youbing, get your daughter over to Chu Corporation to help catch the mole!

Li Youbing: I asked you to catch a mole. Why are you catching ghosts?

Li Kui: Dad, you don’t understand. How can we deal with the mole problem without catching ghosts?

The moment Li Kui arrived at Chu Corporation, more than a dozen people were taken away in police cars. From then on, everyone at Chu Corporation knew there was a master in their midst, accompanied by a little guy called System and a Tang Dynasty ghost.

The weekly Monday meetings at Chu Corporation were practically like standing trial. Every week, the senior executives were on tenterhooks, afraid their dirty laundry would be aired.

At one university, the teachers and students in an entire year group jointly petitioned the principal to let Li Kui graduate early. Seriously, please don’t come back. Exposing people’s gossip isn’t enough, and she’s always yelling about ghosts. Doesn’t she know that the things you can’t see are the scariest?

Li Kui stormed the underworld of Country P with the Ten Kings of Hell and led a hundred thousand heroic spirits back to their homeland...