The Woman Who Cultivates the Heartless Path Is Always Gorging on Gossip

[Heartless Path + People-Watching + Gossip + Snark + Single Female Lead + No Romance]

[Deadpan Protagonist, Inner Monologue Full of Snark]

[All the little stories are adapted from the author's real experiences]

Lin He'an had cultivated the Heartless Path for forty years and believed nothing could move her anymore. Then, on her very first day out of seclusion, she received an extremely challenging commission.

“Miss Tang, are you saying... you've fallen in love with a physician you've only met once?”

“That's right. He's so gentle and thoughtful, and he's so good to me.”

“Oh... In that case, he might make a suitable match.”

“Exactly. It's just a shame he already has a fiancée. But aren't you a cultivator? Go get rid of her for me.”

“...Uh... What?!”

“Also, my mother used to be the physician's father's concubine. My father doesn't know about it yet, so figure out a way to get him to approve of this marriage.”

“...Um... What?!?!”

“And one more thing: the physician's younger sister is my fiancé's lover. Sort things out between those two for me as well.”

“...Wait! Miss Tang, you have a fiancé?!”

“Oh, that's not important. Once the job's done, I'll donate ten pavilions to your Miaohua Peak. How does that sound?”

“Well...”

“I'll throw in ten thousand gold leaves!”

“But...”

“Ahem, ahem, ahem!”

The sect leader appeared out of nowhere, signaling to Lin He'an while laughing cheerfully at the client. “It's not impossible.”

Lin He'an never expected that the outside world would have changed so much during the mere forty years she'd spent in seclusion...

But she also never expected that this was only the beginning of her bizarre life.