I Only Want to Retire, So How Could I Possibly Be the Villain?

[Painted-Skin Ghost Girlfriend + A Subversive Journey to the West + Lazy Civil Servant + Living Off His Girlfriend + Dark Humor + Transmigration]

After transmigrating into the body of a lazy Tang dynasty civil servant, I’m forced to join the “Journey to the West” suicide squad.

The gods and Buddhas across the heavens treat me like a pawn, while Chang’an’s powerful families are eager to send me to my death.

Then, one night, a painted-skin ghost sneaks into the prison to strip off my skin

I kiss her instead, and from then on, she becomes my girlfriend.

Now my pilgrimage has taken a wildly different turn. What? There’s a monster even the Great Sage can’t beat?

I turn around and ask, “Sweetheart, could you do me a favor?”