Shocking! The Holy Maiden of the Joyful Union Sect Loves Crushed Ice

Chu Ziye is a respectable ear-cleaning specialist who transmigrates into the very disreputable Hehuan Sect.

He thinks he'll be used as a cultivation furnace and drained until he's a dried-up husk.

At the critical moment, he awakens a decidedly improper god-tier emotion-collecting System.

Chu Ziye turns the tables completely.

Keh keh keh.

(This blurb can't tell you everything, but rest assured, this book is absolutely thrilling. If you don't find it thrilling, follow the internet cable and come beat me up.)