[No cp + daily style + system + no brain]
Qian Yuan accidentally clicked into a mysterious group chat, and when he opened his eyes again, his eyes darkened. He was like the villain in a Mary Sue novel!
As soon as I woke up, I encountered the famous scene of "having my heart ripped out in exchange for my life"
She was thinking about how to get the box lunch at the beginning, when the whirring voice of 123 suddenly popped up in her mind: "Don't be afraid Qian Xiaoyuan! It's still the same old friend you know! Goldfinger included! Pension included! I guarantee you can walk sideways in the world of immortality!"
The result? The counterattack script that was promised was turned into a large-scale social death scene by this broken system.
As soon as the front foot was picked up by the sect leader Feng Moli as his precious apprentice, the back foot was tricked by 123 into the "crash course on conspicuous bags": while the alchemy furnace was burning, he suddenly skipped subject three, and drew on the talisman paper to form a team.
He shouted "My family, who knows?" He even learned to use spiritual power to call for life-saving elixirs.
What's even more outrageous is that a man who didn't care appeared in the middle of the road. This man was crazier than her. He called himself the "Mad King" and dragged her to form the "Universe Invincible Society Niutian Group". He turned the Righteous Alliance Conference into a disco scene and was so frightened that Old Man Li almost smashed their heads with a cane.
Senior sister Qin Yun pinched the elixir she had refined and frowned, Si Meng held up a poisonous weed and shouted "This can trick people", Chickweed carried a sword and wanted to help her beat the monk whose mouth was broken, Lou Xiaoran blushed and stuffed the "Secret Book of She Niu"...
Qian Yuan'an looked at this group of masters with unique painting styles, and then heard 123 shouting "Go for the conspicuous bag" in his mind, and suddenly felt that he didn't care about the sadistic script, just tear it up and rewrite it!
Alchemy furnace? Then have a fireworks display! Tricky and funny
