[No CP] [Everyday Life] [System] [No-Brainer]
Qian Yuan'an couldn't resist clicking into a mysterious group chat. When she opened her eyes again, everything went black. Well, would you look at that: she'd transmigrated straight into a ridiculous Mary Sue novel!
She woke up right in the middle of the famous "heart ripped out to change someone's fate" scene.
As she wondered how to get herself killed from the start, the boisterous voice of 123 suddenly exploded in her mind. "Don't be scared, Qian Xiaoyuan! It's your old buddy, just like always! Guaranteed golden finger! Guaranteed retirement plan! I'll make sure you can do whatever you want in the cultivation world!"
So much for the promised comeback storyline. This lousy System turned it into one giant public humiliation.
First, the sect leader Feng Moli took her in as a treasured disciple. Then 123 promptly conned her into an "Instant Show-Off Training Course": the alchemy furnace suddenly started playing dance music in the middle of a batch, talismans somehow ended up in a group chant of "Who gets it, folks?", and even life-saving pills learned to cheer people on with spiritual energy.
Even more absurd, Gu Buqi showed up out of nowhere. He was even crazier than her, called himself the "Mad King," and dragged her into forming the "Invincible, Universe-Topping Social Butterfly Supergroup." They turned the Righteous Alliance conference into a dance party, nearly making Old Li smash their heads with his cane.
Senior Sister Qinyun frowned at the pills she'd ruined. Simeng held up a poisonous plant and shouted, "This would be great for a prank!" Fanlü shouldered her sword, ready to beat up the cultivators who couldn't stop running their mouths. Lou Xiaoran blushed as he handed over a "Social Butterfly's Handbook"...
Looking at her utterly unconventional sectmates and listening to 123 yell, "Charge, you show-off!" Qian Yuan'an suddenly realized she didn't care what kind of tragic romance plot this was. She could just tear it up and write a new one!
Alchemy furnace explosion? Then let's make it a fireworks show! Pranks and mischief
