I Awakened Mind Reading and Discovered Every Handsome Guy Has a Crush on Me

Wen Ying: Doctor, I’ve realized I can read minds. All the handsome guys around me have crushes on me. Does that mean I have superpowers?

Doctor: When did you first notice?

Wen Ying: The day before yesterday, at school, when a pig kicked me in the head.

Doctor: Where did a pig come from at school? No! How did a pig kick you in the head? No! (After three seconds of silence) You mean you injured your head the day before yesterday, right?

Wen Ying: Doctor, are you doubting me? I tested it, and it’s real! Are you going to cut me open and dissect me for research?

Doctor: … (He is a professional. He has seen plenty of people with problems in their heads over the course of his career, so he stays calm.)

Wen Ying: Don’t just sit there in silence. You’re scaring me!

Doctor: Then try reading my mind. What am I thinking right now?

Wen Ying: I can’t read it!

Doctor: Has your mind-reading power stopped working?

Wen Ying: Maybe because you’re not handsome!

Although Wen Ying can’t read the doctor’s mind, he’s probably cursing up a storm in there!

Content warning: This isn’t a traditional everyone-loves-the-heroine love-triangle story. The characters’ values aren’t the author’s. The heroine’s thought process is far from normal, and the hero has no values and is seriously messed up. Both leads are pure-hearted and devoted to true love.