The Court Hears My Thoughts and Gossips, While I Nurse at My Mother's Breast

Murong Qing ascends to godhood, only to be tricked by a lousy System into proving the Way with her life. After her divine soul automatically reassembles, she becomes a newborn baby, with a twin brother who competes with her for milk.

[What a tyrant! The empress has allied with a demon priest to help the crown prince take the throne. She wants to rule from behind the curtain!]

[What a foolish ruler, using the empire to pursue romance! He’s manipulating my mother while plotting to kill my grandfather! Grandfather, you sacrificed yourself to make your point, but the emperor still didn’t learn his lesson. My three uncles died so tragically!]

After hearing the little princess’s thoughts, her maternal grandfather’s whole family finally understood. Even the emperor got the message, and began bringing the little princess to court in his arms every day.

The ministers throughout the court could hear her and the lousy System’s thoughts.

[There’s nothing the lousy System doesn’t know. It even knows what color underwear you’re wearing!]

[Boosting crop yields? Controlling floods? Piece of cake! I can also smelt iron into steel and make bombs...]

The ministers knelt outside the Imperial Study for an entire day and night, wailing and begging to discuss state affairs. In truth, they just wanted to eavesdrop on the little princess’s thoughts.

[Who’s on top, the crown prince or the great general who guards the nation?]

[The prime minister’s concubine is meeting her lover tonight. Guess who he is?]

[Big scoop! The enemy kingdom’s crown prince was sold to a brothel!]

The ministers had an endless supply of juicy gossip every day. One scandal followed another: their superiors passed the buck, their colleagues flaunted their love lives, and the emperor served up fresh gossip. It never ran out. It really never ran out.

The emperor: We’re so poor. Why is it so hard to save a little money? Even the baby with a milk bottle has more money than I do.

[The lousy System finally came through for once. I really did defy fate! My short-lived father is living a long life, my cannon-fodder mother became empress, my twin brother became crown prince, and I count money until my hands cramp. I don’t know when I became everyone’s beloved darling!]