I am the monk Tang Sanzang, who buries the heavens, the earth, and all living beings.
“If you, benefactor, know nothing of Mahayana Buddhism, I happen to know a thing or two about throwing hands.”
“You three, search your master thoroughly. Every last inch.”
“Wukong, are you taking me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you there myself?”
“Pick up the scriptures. Pick them up!”
“Rules of the road: demons only kill men, not women.”
“I’ve worked hard for all these years. Can’t I finally enjoy myself?”
“My whole life has been like walking on thin ice. Tathagata, you little brat, do you think I’ll make it to the other shore?”
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After surviving eighty-one tribulations, I’ll seize the holy scriptures, kill the Buddha, and rule the Western Heaven myself!
