(Readers who want to read a slow-paced book with a fast-paced approach should be careful; newcomers and new readers strive to write less poisonous books)
Funny version
"When the girl poured coffee that was only 0.01Cm away from my face. I decided to tell a lie. After this lie, the girl would fall madly in love with me... Well, it was a conspiracy."
Official version
The chimes of the Doomsday Clock are approaching, and the survival of civilization is at stake. [Current Situation Management Bureau], [Old Observatory], [Sea of Sephiroth]... All are for the purpose of crossing the end.
"What stands before you now is the mortal enemy of [Heaven], the miraculous alchemist, the boss of the Italian mafia, the spiritual lone traveler, the current corrector... The last conscience of mankind! Xiaoliu."