I Heard I’m an Immortal?

After graduating from college, Shi Xiao inherited the family business. Every weekend, she faithfully carried around the little stool passed down through her family. She made the rounds of prime locations in the golden CBD, from park corners to spots beneath pedestrian bridges, working in the down-to-earth profession of folk counselor. Until one day, on a whim, she fished a chubby little dog out of a drain. And then fate started sprinting down a path that made no scientific sense. A single puff from an incense burner can conjure a divine title. Believe it? Meng Po looked at the few shabby rooms that were barely fit to live in and fell silent. She thought she was down on her luck, but who knew someone could be even more formidable! Come on, let’s see which colleague they’ve dug out of the garbage dump! Oh, it’s Old Hei. You’ve really fallen on hard times, haven’t you? Then there’s a god’s many-times-great descendant who was castrated, an unlucky former Immortal Venerable who’s fallen from grace, a resentful spirit reincarnated from the Grandmaster of Nitpicking, and a bunch of adorable oddballs who want to twist your head off... Just look at the motley crew of demons and monsters under this crippled immortal...