The Great Dao Withers, Yet I Remain Evergreen; Heaven and Earth Fall into Error, Yet I Alone Endure

[Pseudo-Immortality] [Not Serious]

The world had been in decline for tens of thousands of years, yet Gu Xun, the ancestor of the Joyful Union Sect, was still alive.

As for why the world had gone wrong, Gu Xun said he had no idea. He'd just woken up one day and found it like this.

One day,

a powerful cultivator prepared to flatter Gu Xun. "As the ancestor of the Joyful Union Sect, you must have a harem of wives and concubines, right?"

Gu Xun's expression darkened slightly.

"Uh, then you must have amassed countless cultivation resources, with spirit stones piled up like mountains, right?"

Gu Xun thought of the usurious loan that would take him hundreds of thousands of years to pay off, and his expression gradually twisted.

"After cultivating for tens of thousands of years, you must be ready to ascend to the Immortal Realm, right?"

At that remark,

Gu Xun, trapped in the Mahayana stage for ages, finally couldn't hold back. Screams echoed through heaven and earth for a long time.

From then on,

the cultivation world gained a powerful cultivator who practiced the Zen of Silence.

It also gained a cultivator who punched through the boundary between worlds

and forcibly ascended.

"Since the Immortal Realm is gone, I'll just make one myself. Otherwise, the debt collectors will drive me crazy. They complain about being broke every day, as if I'm not going to pay them back!"

Thousands of years later,

Gu Xun's debt became the biggest scam in the cultivation world.