[Ridiculously Funny] [Invincible] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] [Unconventional]
My name is Li Xia.
In my first life, I was too damn awesome, and some scoundrels poisoned me to death.
In my second life, I was too damn cocky, and a mob beat me to death.
Now, in my third life, I've transmigrated into an RPG world.
There are magic, demons, heroes, and demon kings here.
But all I want is to be a farmer and spend my whole life growing crops!
I swear I'll keep a low profile this time!
No showing off, no getting myself killed. I'll live quietly until I die of old age!
To make up for how unfair my deaths were in my first two lives, the Goddess awakened the [Language of All Things System] for me.
I thought it was just a useless System that saved me from having to learn new languages. But who could have guessed it would let me communicate directly with Pokemon, the source of this world's magic?
Everything I say is magic! How am I supposed to keep a low profile?
The strongest mage in Daxia saw me using magic to water my fields.
"Young man, I can see you have extraordinary bones. Want to become my disciple?"
"No! I want to farm!"
"Huh?"
While I was collecting eggs from the chicken coop at home, I found an ancient dragon egg!
"Human, why do you speak Dragon, and so fluently?!"
"I dunno. I'm a farmer."
"No, with Dragon this pure, you must be my great-great-grandfather! Just take me as your slave!"
"Stop bothering me, I'm feeding the pigs!"
"…"
Since it is my own book, as a selfless tomato judge, whatever I say must be fair and impartial, and I will give it a five-star rating very objectively. If you want to ask me what is the reason? Because this is a book I wrote myself! 😳 I promise it's good to read, but don't be too brainy. Store your brain outside before clicking on it. Otherwise, after reading a few chapters, you will have a beauty that is missing your brainstem.
It looks great, good luck to the author!!!