[Strange stories about rules + unlimited streaming + not invincible but cool writing + no CP + original copy]
First, I'm very hungry now.
Second, my name is not Hei, my name is Yu Xiao.
Third, if you come to me again to play with such boring rules and weird talk, I will definitely turn you into real pig heads.
Fourth, I am neither mentally retarded nor mentally ill. I was awarded the honorary title of Three Good Young Men (school level) in elementary school.
Fifth, personality activation!
Sixth, ovo means smile, o_o means warning, and owo means a person with two mouths smiling.
One-sentence summary: The protagonist has a problem.
