Her Livestream Fortune-Telling Is Uncannily Accurate: Haters Across the Internet Beg for Her Secrets

[CP + fortune-telling livestreams + mysticism + showbiz]

Being a lazy mystic is fun for a while, until I fail my tribulation and get struck by lightning, then banished to the mortal realm with nothing.

For the sake of a few coins and a roof over her head, Ouyang Na starts a fortune-telling livestream.

She connects with a first-generation rich man. “Streamer, why does my dad keep appearing in my dreams every day to curse me?”

Ouyang Na: “Your son’s startup will leave you scraping by on thin porridge in your old age. Don’t worry about a rich second-generation kid squandering the family fortune. Worry about him starting a business.”

The owner of an entertainment company on the verge of collapse asks, “Streamer, Old Wang next door says that if I marry his stepdaughter, I’ll make it big.”

Ouyang Na: “I can’t say if you’ll make it big, but after you marry your stepdaughter, you’ll have a house full of descendants despite being unable to have children.”

Her haters are ready to start spouting abuse. “...There’s nothing to say. The boss already has a whole green prairie on his head. If we pile on, we’d be worse than animals.”

Later, some netizens discover that the haters have been quietly lurking in the fan group. Some have even become group moderators, and not content with that, they lead the calls for updates and demand that Ouyang Na write an introductory guide to mysticism, or they’ll mail her razor blades. Talk about opening your eyes with a knife to the backside. We have to hand it to you, you really know how to have fun. So if you can’t beat them, join them, huh? The netizens are clamoring for updates too!

Netizens notice that Mr. Chai, in his buttoned-up suit, has appeared in the background of the streamer’s video. “Your Majesty, please let me head west. I’m devoted to Buddha!”

Ouyang Na tugs on Mr. Chai’s tie. “Just give in to me, Brother Royal Disciple!”

The netizens cry out that they can’t bear to watch!

And it gets even harder to watch. Chai Feng, who used to appear in business headlines every day, has now dominated the entertainment trending charts for seven days straight! One day he’s sent flowers, the next he’s showing off a gift of a green-dial Rolex and being lovey-dovey!