After My Junior Sister's Thoughts Were Read, Our Sect Feasted on Gossip and Laughed

[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Mind Reading] [Cultivation] [Gossip System] [Funny and Lighthearted] [No CP]

Yun Ling transmigrates into a cultivation novel as an early-stage cannon fodder character. Bound to a "useless" Gossip System, she is taken in by a small sect.

Tsk, all four of her senior martial brothers are cannon fodder who grovel after the heroine, the kind destined for a horrible end.

Her eldest senior brother is a universally acclaimed good guy in the cultivation world and the chosen son of Heaven. In the end, he is crippled after taking a blade for the heroine.

[Eldest Senior Brother, you're going down the wrong path! You cultivate merit, and the heroine is a walking disaster. You can't get close to her. Even when doing good deeds, you need to be targeted about it.]

Her second senior brother is stunningly beautiful, but insists on disguising himself and playing the cautious survivor. The heroine lays a trap, and he walks right into it, becoming her lackey.

[Second Senior Brother, I love how devious you are, but you bear the pure bloodline of the Demon Clan. What woman in the world is worthy of you? There's no need to throw yourself at her and hand over your bones too!]

Her third senior brother is plain-looking but an edgy show-off who only ever lets people see his back. Yet because the heroine calls him handsome, he shows his face only to her?

[Third Senior Brother, don't rush. You have half demon blood, and when you advance, you can reshape your bones once. No need to worry about becoming handsome! If all else fails, I'll give you double eyelids myself. There's no need to sacrifice yourself to her!]

Her fourth senior brother is a spellcraft genius and the heroine's number-one simp. Even after she sells him out, he helps her count the money.

[Heh, what an utter idiot. He even thinks he's made a huge contribution to the sect. If not for you, would the other senior brothers have ended up dead or crippled?]

Using her Gossip System to snap up treasures, Yun Ling slowly discovers that she has become everyone's darling, her dirt-poor sect has become a major sect, and her senior brothers have all turned normal too?

Everyone: Stick with Xiao Ling for gossip and good food. No one gets left behind!