You Think I'm Weird? Your Son Is a Flood Dragon!

[Fantasy Tang Dynasty + transmigration + supernatural + female-oriented story told from the male lead's perspective] I am Fang Jun, also known by the name everyone knows: Fang Yiai. That's right. I'm the greatest cuckold in a thousand years. Except I'm not, because I'm the one who came later. I know Bianji. That young monk is impressive, and handsome, too. No wonder the fierce flower Gao Yang likes him and wants me to cover for them. Am I the kind of person who'd do that? Of course... I agreed! Bianji and I grew up together, after all. Now I can get revenge on him and his master for plotting against me. I'll enjoy the show as Gao Yang and Bianji put on the romance of the year: He runs, she chases, and he has nowhere to hide! At the same time, I'll protect the environment and clear out a few ghosts and monsters along the way. A fantastical Tang Dynasty, a lively Zhenguan era. You don't have to leave home for demons and ghosts to come to you! I wasn't paying attention, and now the little demons in my backyard have multiplied like crazy. Every day, I have to worry about which one to pet... How tragic (blissful)!