[Mind Reading + Transmigrate Into a Book + Everyone’s Darling + Feel-Good Story + Secret Identities]
The immortal doctor Lu Xuanxuan’s attempt to make a pill goes wrong, and she transmigrates into a book as a newborn cannon-fodder character. In three months, her entire family will be slaughtered.
As a baby, there’s not much she can do. All she can do is listen to gossip, complain, drink milk, and wait to die. But then she discovers that her whole family can hear her thoughts...
[My scumbag dad spoils his concubine and neglects his wife. Mother, you’ve been so badly deceived!]
Her mother’s decade-long lovesick delusion suddenly clears up. She takes her child and divorces him, then marries the man she’s always loved.
[Big sister, it was our scumbag dad who ruined your voice!]
After years of being manipulated by their awful father, her big sister finally wakes up and becomes the only female marquis in the land.
[What? That’s my hopelessly romantic, cuckolded second brother?]
Her second brother throws himself into his studies, tops the imperial exams, joins the Hanlin Academy, and marries a princess.
And somehow, Lu Xuanxuan not only survives, but her life just keeps getting better!
When she grows up, she finally finds the Dragon-Controlling Cauldron she accidentally blew to pieces while making pills. Only...
She grips the regent’s chin. “You’re a man now. Will it still work?”
The regent gives her a wicked smile. “Isn’t it going to work even better?”
