I Transmigrated into a Confession Scene and Gave the Ice-Cold Campus Beauty a Harsh Lesson

[Comedy] [Lighthearted Everyday Life] [Power Fantasy] [Fast-Paced] [Multiple Systems]

Jiang Chen transmigrates into a world experiencing a spiritual qi revival, where he gets a new System every week. There’s the Bigshot System, the Tycoon System, the Breathing System, the Beauty-Watching System, the Wet-Dream System, the Cuckold System...

He transmigrates into the middle of a love confession and awakens the Bigshot System on the spot. So he gives the aloof campus beauty a good talking-to: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Never look down on a poor young man. In three months, I’ll have you right where I want you...”

When the campus beauty’s simps come after him, Jiang Chen finally gets to play the pig and eat the tiger. But then, during a competition the very next day, he awakens the Coward System...

Right as his homeroom teacher, Black Whirlwind, is enthusiastically lecturing, Jiang Chen suddenly awakens the Dog-Barking System. He immediately turns into a rabid dog and lets loose on that jerk... From then on, Jiang Chen becomes a sensation at Jiangcheng No. 3 High School.

Teacher: “The rabid dog’s here! Should I buy a few more rabies shots, or transfer schools? I’m shaking in my boots!”

Goddess: “Did that idiot lose his mind because I rejected him? What if he bites me too? Maybe I should just say yes.”

Parents: “When we had our son’s head scanned as a child, we found a starfish in his brain. He’s been abnormal for over a decade. Is he finally normal now? Thank goodness, there’s nothing wrong with our son.”

Jiang Chen: “Can I get some normal Systems? Ones that don’t make me bark in class, become the devoted simp of an eighty-year-old granny, pretend to fly a plane at a wall, or call a little girl ‘Mom’...”