[Adapted to humorize the Three Kingdoms + Machiavellianism + Combat + Wits]
The man introduced himself: "My name is Zhang Fei, but my friends all call me Yide. My home is just over Zhuo County. I have a small manor and my life is pretty good. I like to drink some wine, kill some piglets, and make friends with some capable brothers. I saw you staring blankly at the announcement just now, and I couldn't help but want to ask."
He replied with a smile: "My name is Liu Bei, and I am a distant relative of the royal family. Seeing the country like this, I also want to contribute. Unfortunately, it is just my words... I am afraid that I am too ambitious but not strong enough..."
Zhang Fei slapped his chest: "Don't worry, I have money and people, we can form a team to conquer the world! How about it?"
The two hit it off immediately and decided to have a drink first and then discuss how to form a team to conquer the world.
In the tavern, Xuande and Zhang Fei were having a drink.
Suddenly, a big man like a mountain appeared at the door, pushing a cart that seemed to be able to hold a cow, and rumbled to a stop.
He sat down and shouted to the bartender:
"Hurry up, give me a glass of something strong, I have to go to the city to sign up for the army!"
Xuande looked at the big man who claimed to be Guan curiously, and saw that he was as tall as two ordinary people. His beard was so long that it could be used as a belt, his face was so red that it could be used as a traffic light, and his lips were so red that they could be used as lipstick. His eyes could make children cry, and his eyebrows could scare birds away.
Xuande thought that this guy was not ordinary fierce, so he invited him to come over and have a drink together, and asked him his story.
Guan Mou boasted while drinking:
"I am the legendary Guan Yunchang. I used to be called Changsheng, but later I thought it was too young, so I changed it to
