The Ex-Wife

The day before our trip, while I was packing, he tossed in a box of motion sickness pills.

None of us gets carsick, but he said his ex did.

I let it go, but warned him this was the last time and that he had to cut off contact with her after this!

Then, at a highway rest stop, he got so distracted staring at her that he caused a rear-end collision.

And because the driver he hit was staring too, he went over and beat the man up.

Fine. If he loves her that much, I’ll let him have her.