I Start Off by Yelling at People, and Yelling at People Makes Me Stronger.

[Hilarious, ridiculous, system, superpowers, cool writing, spiritual recovery, two beautiful masters with different personalities, getting more and more funny as you go to the back! If it's not funny, use 5G to fuck me. Chen Tao obtained the Speechless System when he made people speechless. By making people speechless, he could obtain Speechless Values, and then draw draws and skill points. "It's actually water that can enhance your realm! Why does it smell like something fishy?" [Uh... This is Phoenix's urine... Filtered, it's fine! Chen Tao:...... "You actually knotted my insoles, what about a computer?" Luo Hao said angrily. "Yeah!" "You're still in a knot, ahhh!" When a bully caused trouble for Chen Fan. "Do you believe I can show you the color?" "I only want yellow, I don't like other colors!" Bully:… When we came to a noodle shop, a bad uncle with a gun was looking for trouble. Ben said he would like a bowl of beef noodles without coriander. The other party didn't serve coriander either, so the bad uncle used the excuse of not eating beef to attack! As a good young man, Chen Tao stepped forward and took the beef and ate it in front of the two of them. "Beef noodles without beef is really a problem, but with me here, it's okay!" Bad Uncle:… As he learned more and more about the system, the system actually gave him superpowers. When the five major countries invaded the Dragon Kingdom. Chen Tao smiled faintly. Use countless special powers at random to scare them away! As he learned more and more about the world, he discovered that this world was not simple at all. There were actually monsters, and some advanced monsters could even transform into human beings. Fox, rabbit, phoenix, etc... And my previous life was actually...