Great Tang: The System Offers a Sacrifice, and I Become an Immortal on the Spot

Xu Kai: System, I'm ready. Take me to the cultivation world!

System: Certainly, Host.

Xu Kai: System, you can help me reach the very top, right?

System: Of course! I'm a first-rate System, not some third-rate one that can't even manage a transmigration properly.

System: Beep. Beep. Beep. Unknown error detected. Transmigration destination has been changed automatically.

Xu Kai: What the hell? What the hell? System, what's going on?

System: Hey, it's no big deal. Don't panic. I've got this...

System Supervision Bureau: Beep. A third-rate System has been found illegally taking someone through transmigration. Apprehension in progress...

System: ...Damn.

Xu Kai: ...