The Weapons I Sell Are Incredibly Embarrassing

(This is an imaginary xianxia fantasy, so don't worry about cultivation levels or weapon prices. Includes men dressing as women, silly and cheerful everyday antics, and an ensemble cast centered around a shop.) Xie Qingyun activates the “Weapon System” and arrives in the world of cultivation. The first weapon he sells turns out to be a “Balala the Fairies Magic Wand.” To use it, he has to shout an embarrassing incantation, transform into a little fairy, and gain the skills of the Fairy Castle. Xie Qingyun is left dumbfounded! When transformation weapons and gear from all over start showing up in the cultivation world, including Cardcaptor Sakura's Sealing Wand, the Dragonfly Squad's Referee Baton, the Emperor Armor Belt, the Gourd Brothers' relic beads, and Tang Monk's golden circlet, the entire world goes wild. Everyone in the cultivation world is swept up in the frenzy, from patriarchs, grand elders, sect masters, and city lords to servant disciples and powerful clans. They'll do anything to get their hands on a weapon. Eastern Cultivation World: City Lord: “Hurry and have the bank transfer two million high-grade spirit stones for me. I'm going to upgrade my weapon to +10!” Soldier: “City Lord, stop upgrading. Everyone has their own fate. You've already spent the more than twenty million spirit stones you earned this month on upgrades!” Sect Master: “I've sunk millions of spirit stones into this, so why do I keep getting shards? Why can't I draw the skin I want!” Patriarch: “Take a look at my +15 transformation weapon. It can even be enchanted with a sword spirit.” Disciples: “Brothers, let's take our transformation weapons and sell them to people in the Northern Cultivation World. We'll make a fortune!”