Strategic Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang Rides into Mount Ling

“My lord?”

“Call me Master!”

“Oh, Master. We’ve recruited so many demon soldiers and generals along the way. Are we going to the Western Heaven to fetch the scriptures, or are we marching on Spirit Mountain?”

“Exactly! How did I not think of that?”

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[User review]: You lousy System, you made me transmigrate as the historical Xuanzang, but gave me a script from a gods-and-demons version of Journey to the West! And those so-called elite troops you gave me? Any little monster can take on ten of them. (He can take on ten of me.) And you still call that thinking on my feet! Forget it, I’m off to recruit a few more demonesses as personal bodyguards...!