Rou Zhiqing tapped lightly and shouted at everyone, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, show yourself!"
Rou Zhiqing tapped lightly and scratched her head, looking puzzled. Why hasn't he come yet?
Rou Zhiqing tapped lightly and shouted at everyone, "Lao Liu..."
Rou Zhiqing tapped lightly, looked around, found a chair, and sat down.
Rou Zhiqing tapped lightly and covered her face with both hands. She sobbed, "I've waited so long my hair has turned white."
Rou Zhiqing tapped lightly, heartbroken and disappointed. She really wanted to buy some stinky tofu and bash herself to death with it. But when she felt in her pocket, she realized she didn't have any change...
Lao Liu bowed respectfully to Qing Zhiqing, bending at the waist. "I'm sorry I'm late."
Lao Liu grinned foolishly at Qing Zhiqing. "I took a taxi back, but I still couldn't make it in time. Looks like next time I'll have to take a plane."
Lao Liu kissed Qing Zhiqing on the cheek. "There, don't be angry. You'll get wrinkles if you stay mad, and then you won't be pretty anymore. If you're not pretty, no one will marry you. And if no one marries you, you'll have to marry me. That would suit me just fine, but people will wonder how you could fall for such a big lump of cow dung."
Qing Zhiqing shouted at Lao Liu, "How could you make a woman wait!"
Qing Zhiqing shouted at Lao Liu, "Outrageous! It makes both gods and men furious, and I'll never forget it. A feast of the seven orifices! You deserve to die!"
Rou Zhiqing picked up a horn-handled knife and chopped Lao Liu into many little pieces in just a few strokes, then laid them out in the sun to dry...
Lao Liu kissed Wenrou Zhiqiao frantically. "Darling, I couldn't help it. I was so anxious I was burning up. I didn't do it on purpose."
Rou Zhiqiao slapped Lao Liu hard several times. "You even make me wait for you online, and you still dare to..."
