The Creepy Game: I Have a Lovecraftian Wife

[The Uncanny + Cthulhu Mythos] What would you do if an eldritch being claiming to be your wife appeared? How would you survive after finding yourself in a game called The Uncanny Game, filled with countless terrifying entities? If you could see the weaknesses of these uncanny beings, how would you play the game? And what choice would you make upon discovering that you and your eldritch wife shared some fundamental connection? Let's put it this way: What would you do if you had an eldritch wife? Option One: Keep your distance. Option Two: Maintain your married life. Option Three: They're just tentacles, and that's exactly my thing! Let her go! Let me at her!