On my very first day in the game, the grandpa and grandma there dragged me off to bring good luck to a sick person by marrying me off. Unfortunately, the groom kicked the bucket right after the wedding ceremony.
They tied up my hands and feet and nailed me inside a coffin, where I suffocated to death.
I was at a complete loss for words. This simulated game was way too realistic.
Clutching my aching chest, I logged back in. This time, I was going to beat the game no matter what!