Can't I Just Do Without a System?

[Cultivation + lighthearted + comedy]

“Is the existence of the System reasonable?” an aged voice asked.

Cultivators purify water with spiritual energy and laugh at Chen Jun's distilled water.

“Not a single impurity? What a boast.”

“What is distilled water made from? Which river is ‘distilled’?”

“If you're so confident, offer the water as a sacrifice. If Haotian likes it, he'll grant you blessings.”

“Haha, Haotian will take one sip and find it full of impurities.”

Chen Jun offers up the distilled water.

What do I do if my spiritual energy can't pull an ox? Almost forgot, we people of Blue Star can deal with demon oxen using our brains.

People keep stealing all those medicinal herbs? I've got it: string some wire, build a generator, and set up an electric fence. Let's see if I can zap you cultivators to death.

What do I do if I can't cross the Azure Sea Mountain? I've got it...