I'm Yangbao! I Won Everyone's Hearts with My Milk-Fueled Burps

[Mystical fortune-telling and mind-reading + underdog comeback and doting family + powerful real-world figures + ancient god + other people can hear her thoughts when she burps]

Content warning: The female lead does not think like a baby. She’s an adult! An adult! An adult! I don’t know how to write kids!

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Short-tempered Su Yangyang dies in a car crash and is reborn.

But she comes back as a baby who can do nothing but burp.

Her first thought: Damn it, I’m a god

[The first time she sees the midwife: She’s going to hurt me!]

[The first time she sees her mother: She’s wearing a green hat!]

[The first time she sees her brother: He’s in love with a courtesan!]

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Then Su Yangyang is forced to hear some strange voices:

Eldest brother: [She’s so ugly!]

Su Yangyang: Ugly your ass! I was the belle of the literature department at Jingbei University!

Second brother: [She’s looking at me. Don’t look at me, don’t look at me, don’t look at me. The fortune-teller said she’s a jinx!]

Su Yangyang: Jinx your ass! I’m an auspicious blessing from heaven! An ancient true god!

Third brother: [Damn it! What do I do, what do I do! Father’s still drinking at the brothel!]

Su Yangyang: Aaaaaah! Hurry and send someone to find him! If we’re any later, his head will be on the line.

Fourth brother: [My little sister is so pretty. She’s so cute. I love my little sister.]

Su Yangyang: Sob, sob. Cuddle me, big brother! Let’s get rid of our good-for-nothing dad!

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Inner thoughts:

Su Yangyang discovers that several people have their eyes on her.

Crown Prince Xiao Lin points at her in the cradle. “Her. I choose her.”

Prince Yan Xiao Qi: “My residence is missing a princess consort.”

Aloof State Preceptor Mu Fufeng: “Master, have you forgotten me?”

Her hopeless disciple Penglai: “This disciple will hurry off, I’m back!”

Only Su Yangyang clutches her little blanket and shivers. “Are you people even human? I’m just a child!”