Reborn as the Rules Monitor on a Slow-Paced Variety Show

[Entertainment Industry] [Chatty System] [A Rebirth That Matters Half the Time] [Lighthearted and Ridiculous] [Escape Variety Show] [Food Elements]

Before "Hello, My Slow Life" aired, the guests were kept completely secret to drum up interest.

At the time, the "mystery guest," Song Yu, had just discovered that she had been reborn and gained a System.

The timeline had landed right after someone turned the tables on her, accusing her of paying online trolls to smear them.

System: Welcome to the "Entertainment Industry Disciplinary Committee"...

Song Yu: Speak plainly.

System: You got it! Take them down!

But Song Yu seemed to have a dog plaster stuck to her. One day this person picked a fight with her, the next day someone else spread rumors about her.

As for just how absurd it all was, it wasn't a case of absurdity's mom putting absurdity in a supermarket cart and wheeling it away.

It was more like these people had crawled out of a cave one day, gained access to the internet, and started making up rumors after seeing a blurry, pixelated photo and an outrageous headline and caption.

You'd think she had somehow had eighteen kids with a Chinese sturgeon from a species separated from hers by billions of generations, and named them Mermaids.

Even if you reversed the word to call them Fools, it wouldn't be this funny!

She was almost depressed.

You picked a fight with her? She'd gladly throw down.

She'd turn into an electric scooter and put those people's dirty laundry on repeat all over the internet.

First, she'd teach the members of Slow Life one by one how to behave.

Then she'd send the woman surnamed Bai who spread rumors and some celebrity dad straight to prison to work a sewing machine.

When Song Yu received the "Courageous Role Model" banner, she could only fall silent.

This wasn't really what she'd set out to do...