After ten cycles of reincarnation, Qin Chuan transmigrates to Great Yu and becomes the magistrate of a remote border town. All he needs is a decree from the Empress ordering his execution, and he can ascend to immortal status and enjoy a carefree life among the immortals.
Magistrate Qin Chuan: “Your Majesty, my beloved Empress, I have been the magistrate of Yanyun County for over three years. In that time, I've committed every kind of evil: abducted women, forced respectable girls into prostitution, embezzled a million taels of silver, built palaces, raised an army of thirty thousand cavalry, and colluded with Northern Yuan to betray our country!”
Prefect Qin Chuan: “I secretly hoarded armor and manufactured firearms!”
Provincial Governor Qin Chuan: “Zhao Ning'er, are you going to kill me or not?”