My Siheyuan Farm Has a Little White House

Name: My Siheyuan Farm Has a Little White House
Author: Auntie Who Eats Dirt

四合院之我的农场里有座小白宫

by Auntie Who Eats Dirt (吃土小阿姨)

Status: Completed
Length: 275k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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5.8Score

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[Reborn in the womb] + [System and spatial farm] + [Goes to the battlefield] + [Crossover with TV dramas and films] + [Multiple heroines] While Qin Shou was busy tightening a screw, he somehow transmigrated into He Yuzhu before birth and activated a Villain System. By stealing the luck of all the courtyard’s schemers, he could become more handsome and powerful. On the day he was born, he saved his mother from postpartum hemorrhaging with a stream of baby pee. From then on, He Yuzhu became famous. Yi Zhonghai: “My wife can’t have children. Zhuzi, I’m counting on you!” Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui used every trick up their sleeves, all to get their hands on one stream of his baby pee. When he was two, the Japanese invaders ravaged the land. He awakened a protagonist’s aura, went to war, and saved Wei the Monk. He formed an unbreakable bond with Li Yunlong and Chu Yunfei, and unlocked a portable space with a habitable farm inside. Fourteen years later, a famously handsome young man arrived in the courtyard, and matchmakers from every corner practically trampled the threshold of the He family home. Sha Mao: “Brother Zhuzi, please stop raising the stakes. I really can’t take it anymore!” Qin Huairu: “I refuse to marry that sickly Jia Dongxu!” Lou Xiao'e: “Brother Zhuzi, you have to wait for me!” An Jie: “He’s my benefactor...” Chen Xueru: “If someone else wants it, it must be good!” Just then, war broke out in America again. One day, all the American soldiers’ weapons suddenly vanished, and their commander’s head was hoisted atop a flagpole. Meanwhile, the peerlessly handsome young man started selling bo bo chicken to the American troops. After returning home victorious, He Yuzhu upgraded his farm into a giant one and headed to America for a spot of cost-free shopping. There, on a beach in Hawaii, he unexpectedly encountered the goddess Marilyn Monroe... From then on, all the schemers in the courtyard spent their days working like oxen and horses for He Yuzhu...

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