I Won't Be Controlled by Anyone, Not Even the System!

[One-line summary: Living life as a game is the guiding principle.]

The thing System 0517 regrets most in its long system-life is ever approaching Dongye Gu.

System: All you have to do is collect your target’s affection, and you can redeem things in the shop to take back to your original world!

Dong: I don’t want to go back, and tricking people into giving you their true feelings is despicable!

System: Given your situation, we’re willing to offer you another option. You’re from the Flower-Planting Nation, right? Are you interested in management and cultivation?

Dong: You can quit when you work for someone else, but when you’re the boss, it’s 007. Only an idiot would choose that.

System: Aren’t you tempted by a personal storage space? You could grow crops in it!

Dong: Thanks, but I don’t know how to farm.

System: You think Nakahara Chuuya’s ability is cool, right? I can get you one too!

Dong: Thanks, but I don’t dare kill people.

Unable to take it anymore, the System pulled a series of strings and merged the worlds, forcibly giving Dongye Gu something that even the world’s consciousness would covet: an Omnipotent Wish Granter (Broken Version)

Information that can currently be made public:

1. This is a classic case of deceptive advertising. Almost none of the dialogue above actually appears, but the plot does.

2. Dongye Gu is pronounced to-no tani.

3. The protagonist is a troublemaker who doesn’t care if lots of people die. He doesn’t save characters from their fates, and even kills them off. And in the end, he meets a terrible end.

5. The intelligence ceiling equals the author’s ceiling. If the characters in the story are stupid, the author is stupid; that doesn’t mean Ranpo or Dazai are stupid.

6. Anything that doesn’t match the original setting should be treated as an alternate interpretation! All of it!!! (I never want to look anything up again.)

A note from the author: [I’m truly grateful to everyone for bookmarking and commenting. "Bows, bows"]