Honey, I Was Wrong! The Movie Emperor Gets on His Knees for a Kiss

[One-on-one, both devoted + goofy has-been rebel with a sharp tongue and stubborn streak + aloof, sharp-tongued movie star]

[Showbiz + goofy humor + useless Silly System + nonsense + cheesy pickup lines + memes]

One second, Jiang Jing was in the middle of a heated online argument with haters.

He’d gotten so worked up!

The next second, he transmigrated into a book. Was this karma for all the unkind things he’d said?

Jiang Jing became Jiang Jing, an eighteenth-tier has-been celebrity with the same name, hated by the entire internet. His manager had pulled some strings to get him onto a dating reality show.

Once the show began,

the host asked Jiang Jing what kind of person he liked.

Jiang Jing answered, “Long legs, a slim waist, and easy to push over?”

On the show, Jiang Jing tried every cheesy pickup line in the book on Emperor Gu, flirting until the movie star...

A hater commented: “A toad wants to eat swan meat.”

Jiang Jing replied: “I won’t let you talk about Emperor Gu like that!”

Hater: “...You know perfectly well who the toad is, don’t you?”

The haters and Emperor Gu’s fans were waiting for Jiang Jing to get publicly humiliated by the star!

But then the news broke that Emperor Gu had confessed and been rejected!

Jiang Jing turned him down: “I like meat, you’re vegetarian.

We’re not right for each other!”

Later, Emperor Gu posted a picture of his long legs late at night, with the caption: “Long legs, slim waist, looking to be pushed over.”

Fans: “Ah... ah... We’re bringing the marriage registry office right to you!”