The Maxed-Level Celestial Master Will Drop from the Novice Village and Start a Life of Ruin.

[Rebirth + scumbag abuse + cool writing + fortune telling + metaphysics] The first great heavenly master failed to make a wish, and his body was split by nine heavenly thunders, leaving him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside! The dead can no longer die. "Mmm, it smells so good!" Who? Who is speaking? Xu Wan frowned and opened his eyes. When he saw it, he saw a small glutinous rice dumpling standing next to him, eating something. When Xu Yuan woke up, he was so frightened that the bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a clang, and the two pieces of fat inside fell to his feet, stained with dust. Before Xuanyuan could ask anything, Nuomi Xiaotuanzi took off his short legs and ran out, "Mom! My sister died and came back to life!" Xu Yuan, who was left on the bed, looked at a loss. What does it mean to be dead and alive again? Where is this? I wanted to ask, but there was no one around, so I could only drag my tired body and count. A minute later, Xu Wan raised her middle finger to the sky and said, "Fuck! Even if you fail in the calamity, you are still trying to get reborn! God, I will never call you master again, because you don't regard me as your granddaughter at all!" Forget it, let's make peace with it now. The wonderful life that I didn't enjoy in my previous life must be fully enjoyed in this life!