A Max-Level Heavenly Master Lands in Noob Village and Starts a Life of Slacking Off

[Reborn + scum-punishing + satisfying read + fortune-telling + mysticism]

The greatest Celestial Master, Xu Yuan, failed her tribulation and was struck by nine bolts of heavenly lightning, leaving her scorched inside and out! She was well and truly dead.

“Mmm, that smells good!”

Who? Who was talking?

Xu Yuan frowned and opened her eyes. Beside her stood a little glutinous-rice-ball of a child, smacking away as they ate something. When the child saw Xu Yuan wake, the bowl in their hands clattered to the floor in fright. Two pieces of fatty meat fell by their feet, gathering dust.

Before Xu Yuan could ask anything, the little one took off on short legs, shouting, “Mom! Big sister died and came back to life!”

Xu Yuan was left on the bed, utterly bewildered. What did they mean, died and came back to life?

Where was she?

She wanted to ask, but there was no one around, so she could only drag her exhausted body into a divination pose.

A minute later, Xu Yuan gave Heaven the middle finger. “Damn it! Failing my tribulation was bad enough, but you even pulled this rebirth nonsense on me! Heaven, I’m never calling you Grandpa again, because you clearly don’t treat me like your own granddaughter!”

Whatever. Since she was here, she might as well make the best of it.

She hadn’t enjoyed the good life in her previous life, so this time she was going to enjoy it to the fullest!