The Industrial Inspection: The War of Deception Bureau Can't Keep Up the Act and Begs Me to Take Over

[Title: The Industrial Inspection Has the Strategic Deception Bureau Out of Excuses, So They’re Begging Me to Tone It Down]

[Science and technology to strengthen the nation + Heavy industry + No System + Behind the scenes]

Yang Wei is a tech-world big shot who has kept his identity hidden.

During the nationwide industrial inspection, which was being conducted by everyone from the government to ordinary citizens, the military discovered Yang Wei’s cutting-edge industrial operation, and the two sides began a series of collaborations.

Eagle Sauce: Bunny, what’s with those firecrackers that have a range of 20,000 kilometers?

Strategic Deception Bureau: They’re rainmaking rockets, helping our brothers in Africa water their crops. You know how little rain they get over there.

The Philippines: Bunny, your coast guard is using Dongfeng-55 missiles now? Won’t your navy be flying next?

Strategic Deception Bureau: The coast guard painted them themselves. The military and police share equipment. We’re not exactly rich, so what can you do?

The Camels: Wow, Bunny, those steel mechs of yours look amazing. Name your price.

Strategic Deception Bureau: Uh, those are just props we use for movies.

Other countries: Bunny, that huge dark thing in the sky isn’t yours too, is it?

Strategic Deception Bureau: Ahem... Forget it, I’m out of excuses. Yang Wei, you handle this.

Yang Wei: Uh... I’m not good at making things up either. Fine, I’ll come clean. That’s Nantianmen.

(This is a parallel world unrelated to reality, a pure wish-fulfillment story. Readers seeking rigorous science and technology fiction should proceed with caution.)