[Badass princess consort, mind reading, transmigration, both virgins, laugh-out-loud bickering]
Jiang Qiluo never expected to transmigrate and immediately find herself being choked by the prince. To save her life, she turns into a shameless drama queen and bootlicker, loudly proclaiming that she loves him so much she could die, while inwardly plotting nonstop to kill him!
Later, she starts hearing the brooding prince complain to himself every day: “I think my princess consort doesn’t love me anymore...”
“Oh no, my princess consort has found another man...”
“I’ve decided to conquer her with my good looks and eight-pack abs...”
That night, Jiang Qiluo can’t help trembling as she curses, “You bastard!”
The shameless man replies, “Even so, I’m your bastard.”
One day, the prince suddenly falls gravely ill. With tears streaming down her face, she cries out with heartfelt sincerity, “Your Highness, wait for me at the Bridge of Helplessness! If you pass away, your concubine will not live on alone!”
Lowering her head, she thinks happily, [Of course I won’t live alone. I’ll find eight or ten handsome men to have a good time with!]
Just then, the gravely ill prince opens his eyes and glares at her through clenched teeth. “How good a time? Count me in.”
“...”
