The Legend of Wu Nan

(Plot + comedy + unhinged antics + strategy + battles + an abnormal System)

Wu Nan died and came back to life nine times before finally awakening his System. From then on, he could draw anything.

Great! I’ll draw a flying sword, cultivation techniques, and a Rider Belt!

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained a box of premium durians.

Wu Nan held a durian high above his head and slammed it onto the ground. “Why durians, huh?!”

Wait, they’re premium durians. The important part must be that they’re premium. So he picked one up and studied it carefully for half an hour.

With durian pulp all over his mouth, Wu Nan held up the durian husk and slammed it onto the ground. “It’s just a tasty durian, that’s all!”

...And now, a demonstration of the “proper” way to use a durian...

Bowlegs reached out his evil hand toward Wu Nan’s butt.

“Hey, hey, hey, are you after me? You’re eyeing my butt? You’re into some seriously weird stuff! Go ahead, touch it.” Wu Nan stuck out his rear.

“Ah, that hurts! What did you put back there?” Bowlegs pulled back his hand, now full of holes.

“Oh, this?” Wu Nan took two dried durian husks out of his pants.

“Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...” Current Roast Meter: 250/1000.

“Epic!” ×n.

“Damn you!” Bowlegs slapped Wu Nan in the chest with his other hand.

“Ahhhhh! What the hell is wrong with you?!” Both of Bowlegs’ hands were now full of holes.

“Hmph! Scared now?” Wu Nan puffed out his chest and pulled the durian husks from it.

“Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep...” Current Roast Meter: 520/1000.

“Is this guy a pervert or what?” ×n.