How Did a Good-for-Nothing Who Can't Cultivate Become a God?

[Everyone's favorite + making money + play the pig to eat the tiger + pocket dimension + adorable pets + personal growth] (Not your typical fantasy story: making money and growing stronger go hand in hand.) Gu Yan was a miserable wage slave at the mercy of capitalists in the 21st century! After dying suddenly, she transmigrates into the body of a famously useless young lady?! What, she can't cultivate? What, she's weak-willed and gets bullied? What, she's being forced to break off her engagement? Well, how about a once-in-a-century genius with all five meridians unlocked? A proud divine beast begging to form a contract? A high-ranking alchemist weeping as they ask her to become their apprentice? She contracts divine beasts, concocts divine pills, and crushes the useless trash! With the beloved-by-everyone script in hand, she is adored by family and friends and worshipped by all kinds of big shots. “Hey, hey, hey! You broke off our engagement. Why are you clinging to me now?” “And you, you blasted merman! I only saved you on a whim because you looked pitiful. That doesn't mean you can just latch onto me!” I thought I was just a happy little girl from an ordinary family. Who knew my background held such a shocking secret? And I never imagined this shabby little jade heirloom would have such an incredible history...